A Body of Work ...

Here's another thing that makes Mary awesome: she lets me draw tattoos on her!  Pretty much every night while she's reading in bed, I pull out a pen and give her a sweet tat on her arm, shoulder, or foot.[1. I have tried, more than once, to tattoo her face, but for some reason, she refuses.]  I work with a variety of themes in my art -- most of them are slightly more violent re-imaginings of Lisa Frank pictures.[2. To see more of my Fine Art, I direct readers to check out "Easter Bunny vs. Holo-Shark" and "Editorus Rex"] Take this most recent example, which I have titled "Zebra with Machine Gun":

Please note how the Artist has chosen to make the bullets from the machine gun go all the way around the arm and then explode in back of the Zebra's head! Genius!  Now if only she'd let me frame the original...[3. Roald Dahl actually wrote a terrifying, brilliant short story entitled "Skin" in which an old man has a tattoo on his back done by a famous artist. The story does not end well for the old man.]

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