This guy is boring!
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NOSE HAIR!
ANTLERS!
HORNS!
ZOMBIE BRAINS!
SIDEBURNS!
SPOCK EARS!
A FANCY HAT
A STUPID HAT!
ELVIS HAIR
SCARS!
UNIBROW!
FRANKENSTEIN HAIR
A BURLY BEARD!
BOOGERS!
WARTS!
MANLY CHEST HAIR!
A MUSTACHE!
AN EYEPATCH!
JONATHAN AUXIER is a NYT Bestselling author of strange stories for strange children. His spooky novel The Night Gardener was a Junior Library Guild selection, an ABA IndieNext pick, and winner of the TD Book Prize and ILA Book Award. His historical fantasy Sweep received six starred reviews as well as the Governor General’s Award, Charlotte Huck Award, and Sydney Taylor Award. His lasted novel, The War of the Maps, is the third and final installment in the beloved Vanished Kingdom series. He lives in Pittsburgh with his family and their adorable pet umbrella.
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